Alex is really something else..
- the Avengers get really bored one day and pick names out of a hat and trade costumes and spend the rest of the day pretending they got bodyswapped to mess with Tony
- it’s Steve’s idea
if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants
my follower count is my birth year
did you know jesus personally?
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
Oh my god.
Masterpiece Theatre I (x)
Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
what am i doing with my life?
How to spoon:
- Dick hard on the butt
- Titty in my hand
- Kiss ya neck
- Hell yeah
HOW TO SPOON
- DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
- TITTY IN MY HAND
- KISS YA NECK
- H E L L Y E A H
Hi. I'm Carol-Anne (@cammisado on twitter) 16| Canada. Warning: my blog is a random mess of things, most of them probably fandom related... Have fun.